The Daily Distortion
Seven correspondents. Seven perspectives. One approved conclusion.
Election Circus 2026
Seven correspondents. One approved conclusion.
Meet the WLSD team, read their fictional election-night reports, and see their outrageous endorsements.
Previous Distortions
History, as approved by the editorial board.
The WLSD Newsroom
Independently minded. Uniformly informed.
Seven voices. One narrative.
Madam Anoria Pompatus presides over Ted Talkinghead, Phil A. Buster, Paige Turner, Gaye Pridemore, Gail Force, and Ty Scoreman.
Each brings a unique specialty to the noble work of ensuring that viewers reach the proper conclusion.
OFFICIALLY APPROVEDWelcome to WLSD.
World Liberal Social Distortion is a fictional satirical news network. Its presenters, reports, quotes and headlines are comedy, not factual news coverage. Any resemblance to a reasonable editorial process is purely coincidental.
“Our viewers are entitled to their own opinions. Provided, of course, they are ours.”— Madam Anoria Pompatus, Editor-in-Chief